Seven jokes
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
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What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.