Seven jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.