Seven jokes
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.