Seven jokes
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.