When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
