Seven jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!