Sesame jokes
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Beans
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
This song is sus, because I鈥檓 happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
