Sesame jokes
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
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Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
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Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Beans
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Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
