What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
