Sesame jokes

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Beans