Sesame jokes
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.