Sesame jokes

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.