this is a joke in it's self
Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? ...<<<~~(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))~~>>>...
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied He couldn’t stand up for him self
Look at your left hand now look at your right hand an tell your self what hand do you cheat with !
WANKING
If you want a joke look at your self in the mirror !
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Why can’t sally hang her self ? She does not have arms
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
YOUR SELF
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
