Self perception jokes

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

I'm weird.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

I'm a turd.

No, no, no, I am cool.

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

I am cool.

Hahahahahahaha!