Self perception jokes

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

I'm weird.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

I'm a turd.

No, no, no, I am cool.

Friend: Your life is a joke.

Me: No, jokes have meaning.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

I am cool.

Hahahahahahaha!