Self perception jokes
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I'm weird.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I'm a turd.
No, no, no, I am cool.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Community talk
Hypothetically. How would you react if I stopped talking anymore because hypothetically someone told me I was annoying as fuck.
some songs just give me anxiety, some things just do, some people. Some popele are bad for me, im bad for some. I do fucked up things, i cant take back. My dad is right. no matter what poeple think, its true. im manulative, im controlling, im obessive, attention seeking. some people see it, others dont. everythgin i do has a reason, weather its a defecne, or not. ill stilll be bad for some pople. im thanfull thes… Read more
no one wants to talk w/ me. Im boring, huh