Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Self Perception Jokes
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
No, no, no, I am cool.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I am a joke.
I am a fat girl.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!