Self perception jokes

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

No, no, no, I am cool.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

I am a joke.

I am a fat girl.

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!