Self Perception Jokes

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.