Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
I'm weird.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
