You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
