Self Harm jokes

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.

I just planted emo grass.

Ignore it and it cuts itself.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

"what's that on your wrist?"

"I'm a cutting board. duh"

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

What do you call a flat emo?

A cutting board.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...