Self Harm jokes
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.