Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :( How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:( How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
