Self Harm

Self Harm Jokes

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

Because everything they do is in vein.

Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.