What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."