Self Harm

Self Harm jokes

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.

If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.

It isn't any of those if it's suicide.

Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

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  • How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(

    How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(

    How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*

    What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

    The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.