Self Harm

Self Harm Jokes

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Me: Oh, I wan-

Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.