Self Harm jokes
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.