Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Go commit neck rope.
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
