If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
I love myself.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
I am a beautiful person.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
I love my name.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
