Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that's not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
