Scientist jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.