Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
