Scientist jokes
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.