Scientist jokes
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Stand? Wait. No.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.