"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
