Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Nasa stands for nobody ask scientists anymore
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
