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Scientist jokes

Twin

    • There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

    This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

    His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

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    Comedy

    • Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

    His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

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    • Role Model

    • Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

    He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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    • Stephen Hawking

    • Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

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