Scientist jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
He's fat!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.