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Scientist Jokes

Stephen Hawking

Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because he forgot to plug in the charger.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

House

Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?

Because he had a new window open...

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  • Comedy

    Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

    His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

    Wheelchair

    What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

    Battery

    For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

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  • Song

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

    The wheels on the chair go round and round.

    Anorexic

    Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!