Scientist jokes
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.