Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
what was Stephen hawkings favorite childhood song.......... the wheels on the chair go round and round
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
