Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Scientist Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
