Science

Science Jokes

Physicist

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

Cell

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

Schizophrenia

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Music

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Trans

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Black Hole

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

People

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Lab

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈