What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
3+3=****
Flat Earthers
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
