Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Science Jokes
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
