Science jokes
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Stephen Hawking died.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.