Science

Science jokes

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?

Because he couldn't do standup.