Science jokes
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.