Newest School Jokes - Page 22

is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...

me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home

why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention

(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.

*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming

Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?

He made the cut

Elementary school kids: School is fun Me:Yeah Yeah just keep believing that

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid while the shooter tries to shoot him the emo kid dodges the bullets like the matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots him self.

Ok so not a joke but like- There's. A. Fucking. Noose. In. My. School. Gym.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene. He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Dont take drugs kids! Me: my therapist says i need those to live D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escourts to school counselor_

me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!