Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
School Jokes
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! š„°š„°š„°
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
"Guys! Letās hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I would tell you a good joke, but I canāt, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but sheād kill you at school.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
