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What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.