( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
Glizzy
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
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This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Drake
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You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis.........also sausage and hotdogs too
What is the definition of polish sausage? 🐴 🍖 horse meat
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How bout you duck on down and get yourself some
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
