Said Jokes

Some people put zodiacs on everything They said they couldn’t go to the party bc of cancer

My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise

Breathing exercises

I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)

I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.

so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke

A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.

your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!

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A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest, the boy said “I’m scared” the man said “Why are you scared I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

once, I tried to say, "ps. pp. that's funny right there". instead, I said, you guessed it, "penis!

My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement