Sadness jokes
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.