Sadness jokes
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
My life.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.