Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
My mother was so sad after my grandpas death she went into the bathroom with my uncle and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on saying that she was pregnant.
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
Fake emo: when I’m sad i cut myself Real emo: same fake emo: another piece of cake
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans parents
The clock actually comes back around
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
