Sadness jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.