I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
