When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Why did billy kill himself with a tv remote? He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
I'm sick of crying;tired of trying;yes,i'm still smiling;inside I'm dying
Have u ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts it's self!
it must have been a sad day when you slitherd out of the abortion bucket
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
