Sadness jokes
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓