Sadness jokes
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Why am I so sad?
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.