Sadness jokes
Being sad is my only happiness.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.