Sadness jokes
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
My life.