Sadness jokes
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.