What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
