Sad jokes
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.