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The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
I got sad today.
So True
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?