Sad jokes
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.