Sad jokes

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Q: What do you call a sad soda?

A: Soda-pressing.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Why am I so sad?

When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"

Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

"Maybe it was a tricycle."

"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"

The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"

Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.

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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.

Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.

ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.

Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.

Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.

These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.