Sack jokes

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

What will Reddit be without the robot logo?

Reddot.

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

Hey do you know saga?

Saga these ball sacks!

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

He didn't realize what was about to happen.

"That's what she said!"

This city slicker broke down on a country road. He looked around, and in the distance, he spotted a farm house. When he finally got there, he asked the farmer if he had a phone he could use because his had no reception.

The farmer told him he could use it if he married his daughter. The guy said he really didn’t wanna get married, and the farmer said, "If you marry my daughter, I’ll give you half my farm..." The guy said, "Lemme see her..." The farmer hollered, “Hey you, get over here...” and she said, “Duh, ok.” The ol' boy looked at her and said, "Nooo thank you."

The father said, “I’ll give you all my farm and my bank account if you’ll marry my daughter....” The ol' boy thought for a minute and said, “Well I guess I can put a sack over her head.” So they married and the farmer kept his word and gave him everything.

One day the guy was up fixin' the roof and hollered, “Hey you, get me some nails...” His wife said, “Duh, nails, nails?” He said, “Yes, nails,” and showed her one. She said, “Oh, duh, nails, nails.” He said, “Yes, nails.” So she got him some. He was hammering away when he hit his thumb, and he yells, “Oh F*** it!” and she turned and hollered, “Duh, a sack, a sack, duh, a sack!”

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.