When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
Stand in the corner.
What do you call a room with no doors?
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
