When your sitting by the mush rooms and u here one say to the other ey your a fun guy....(._.)
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What do you call a room with no doors?
You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Stand in the corner.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
