Shingles jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.