Shingles jokes
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Hands down, syndromes are bad.