How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
Hot shingles in your neighbourhood wanting to get nailed.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut em'
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shin-gles!