Shingles

Shingles jokes

Baby

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

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  • Dog

    Why was the dog stealing shingles?

    He wanted to be a woofer.

    Dog

    Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.

    Doctor

    Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.

    Community

    I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.