Shingles jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.