Shingles jokes
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Glory š³ equals šØ šØ šØ šØ šØ bonding.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.