Robot jokes

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts 'n bolts!

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed by the chicken!

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.