Robot jokes
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
U die from robot bite.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
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Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."