Robin jokes
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Robin's gay.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.