Robin jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

"Get in the Batmobile!"

Buh dum tish.

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you, that is who.

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.