If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
