its kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence oh wait you only said three words
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
roses are red violets blue i thank god im not as ugly as you
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
Me: I need a good roast. My friend: take me
Your mama so fat she sunk atlantis even though its in the ocean
Yo mamas so fat her she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
Yo mama so fat the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
roses are red violets are blue it's really no wonder your mama left you
YO MAMA SO F A T..
That when she used a jumprope.. Everytime she jumped caused a giant caticlism!
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
Your mama is so fat when i think her in my head she just broke my neck
