Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Trevor is a bitch
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I love balls bro so do u
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
