You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
I love balls bro so do u
You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
Maybe you should go on eBAY to see if they have a life for sale
You look too old to be living with your grandma
Ur built like a double cheese burger