Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says experied.
If someone says nobody asked you could say " well nobody asked for you to talk".
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
Ur built like a double cheese burger
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Hey...you kind of a SUSSY BAKA 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Your mum is so fat when I see her I get depressed
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
joe mama so dumb i took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time
Your momma so dumb that they said it was chilli outside she said came outside with a bowl
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
bro whenever i look at you fortnite gets popular again
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
id mop the floor with your face but you might just mess it up more
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize
Yo mom so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus
