Roast

Roast jokes

Insult

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Dick

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Mirror

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Raincoat

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Obesity

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Insult

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Bitch

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Face

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

Surgery

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Lb

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.