Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be Doing you right now but I’m not
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
Fortnite is good (Awesome joke, right?)
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
What’s the best part of fucking noors vulva (btw noor is black) If my dick is right beside maras vulva (btw maras white and so am I)
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
i could tell a joke right now but its to dark
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
