Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left?" Because women dont have rights.
Anyone who says they dont like cats, has never had one cooked right.....
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Your friend lost his left arm and After getting Out of the hospital you ask him if he’s OK He says yeah I’m all RIGHT
Knock knock
Who's there
Insomnia
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Let girls live is 9 years old omg right??😔😊😊😊
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? - in Washington D.C.
Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
you know why I have so low IQ? its because the left side of my brain gets nothing right and the right side of my brain has nothing left
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
women's rights.
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner -- and she looked.
