Right jokes

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?

Nothing, it goes right through them.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."