Right jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.

But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.

And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?

Nothing, it goes right through them.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."