Rhyme jokes
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!