Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
