Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Oonly dic rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes r his jokes
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
