One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
