A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
