What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
what did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant? who's the specialty today.
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
if your waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Can emo's eat a happy meal?
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
Donald trump has been banned from panera
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
